For those of us who feel like screaming into the void during the holiday season. 
Ring in the holidays with a 4.25" x 5.5" greeting card, paired with a kraft envelope! Letterpress printed in the USA on heavy cotton paper.
 
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"), blank inside, kraft envelope
Letterpress printed in USA on heavy, cotton paper
Card Text: Silent night, Holy shit, All is calm, Except for me.